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LMFAO!!!
Alright alright,
So a plane is in the sky and the pilot announces that the engines have both failed and everyone will die.
So a woman says "These are my last moments, can anyone make me feel like a woman in my last moments? I WANT TO FEEL LIKE A WOMAN!!" (You know what I mean)
So a guy stands up and removes his shirt and says. "Here, iron this!"
Kind of sexists but only one on my mind lmao
Alright alright,
So a plane is in the sky and the pilot announces that the engines have both failed and everyone will die.
So a woman says "These are my last moments, can anyone make me feel like a woman in my last moments? I WANT TO FEEL LIKE A WOMAN!!" (You know what I mean)
So a guy stands up and removes his shirt and says. "Here, iron this!"
Kind of sexists but only one on my mind lmao
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I got a 'Your mama joke'
Your mamas so fat, she went into the elevator, pressed up and it went down
Your mamas so fat, when she wore yellow, people shouted 'Taxi'
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Yo mama so old, when she breast feed you dust comes out!
Yo mama so old, she sat behind Jesus in 3rd grade!
Yo mama so ghetto, when she breast feed you koolaid comes out!
Yo mama so fat, her pants size is a-um-um-BITCH LOSE SOME WEIGHT!
Lol saw these on the movie Meet The Spartans
Yo mama so old, she sat behind Jesus in 3rd grade!
Yo mama so ghetto, when she breast feed you koolaid comes out!
Yo mama so fat, her pants size is a-um-um-BITCH LOSE SOME WEIGHT!
Lol saw these on the movie Meet The Spartans
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Yo mama was so ugly, the doctor's tried to put her back in OR the doctors slapped her twice.
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Yo mama so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch!
Yo mama so srupid, it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes(The TV show)
Yo mama so srupid, it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes(The TV show)