Post Ya' Pickup Lines!

Nah im playin i wont use em lol!
Post some good pickup lines!

Heres mines:

-I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
-Hey, you like sleeping? Me too! We should try it sometime!

Disclaimer: Shall any person, persons, child, man, woman, he-she, or any living being use any of these pick up lines and get a big SMACK
It ain't my fault don't sue me!

(From Fresh Prince)

"Girl, you so fine, I wish I could plant ya and grow a whole field o' y'all!"

)Lol speaking of Fresh Prince this one i also saw on it, kind of a pick up line)

Ok so Will and Jazz plan this before hand
They see this fine girl at some place right
And Will gets Jazz to go and bug here
Then Will walks over and says "Excuse me mam is this negro(No offense to anyone) bothering you?
And he tells Jazz off and not sure if it worked or not lol

I think I remember that, think they were at the mall

Yea I think it was that one episode where one of Will's friends was really serious about a career in comedy, and after Will and Jazz did that part Will also got into a career and his friend was angry because Will wasn't serious about it

Ohhh, that one
Lol

Yupp